my money is reproducing ? asexual or sexual ? BIO teacher ,. please explain ....

have you ever wonder that money could ,.. you know ,.. undergo reproduction process ? *muehehehe ,. pkir ape tu ehh ?*

yes ! your money could have children . 

" waada hell are you fooling , girl ? "

sabaq sat ,.. meh i nak habaq ..

pada suatu hari ,   nerdo !

like this la ceritanya ,. yesterday ,. my money kena paw ngn my mom ! *grr paw bukan utk kegunaannya ,. tapi she said it's for my future .nak simpan dalam bank. hbes lah impian aku nak beli handphoneeee :'(

so , today ,. me and my mom pegi la ASNB . and here's the funny story begins . my mom dok tertanya2 why i ada account ASB tapi buku takde ?

then i tringat la flashback time i sekolah rendah dulu ,. ada la pakcik bank ni datang sekolah bg ceramah tentang masa depan la ,. you know ,.. all the talks usually school students get ? then , pakcik tu sarankan we all bukak buku ASB (time tu xtau lagi apa kejadahnya ASB) for your brighter future . i pun apa lagi ,. hentam saja lah . balek2 skolah terus mintak parents i RM10 . i kata untuk masa depan i . hehehe

the next day tu , i isi la borang untuk bukak account (tp time tu i xtaw apa lah i dok buat ,. budak sekolah lagi kan?) then i surrender borang tu kat cikgu yg berkenaan . since that , i xdgr apa cerita pun tntang my 10 ringgit tu . i thought cikgu tu paw duit i taw tak ? huhuhu

***back to today's story***

okay ,. so we wondered why dalam account bank i ni ada RM300+ thru a letter from ASNB. memang la sikit . tpi duit gak kan ? then i told my mom about the 10 rinngit thingy . dia punya la gelak sakan and kata mustahil lah is only that amount could be RM300. eeee .!! sumpah geram time tu . 

so , time ng wat buku bank baru ,. my mom tanya la org tu ,..

"berapa duit pokok ?" << means amount yg kita letak masa mula2 buka account .

kak tu jawab >> "RM10 , puan ."

time tu i dah sengih dah . my mom was like WTFishhhh . she stares at me and i got her message thru her expressions "are you for real ??? only RM10?!"

" see ! i told you my money was having sex ! " hahahha.

then dia pun masukkan duit i dalam account . i pulak time tu pkir dgn harapan my money will reproduce more . MAKE MOMMA PROUD OF YAA !

sooo ,. pengajaran sikit ni . instead of letting your money mandul kat rumah orrrr ...

flying around (spending unnecessarily ) ,..

simpan je dalam bank tu . biar je dia have fun kat sana ;D nanti benefit kat yourself jugak . agree ?

still remember ,..

THE END

- mumu -

who am i ? who are they ?

INTRODUCTION


who am I ?

•    tah-daahh ,. this is me okay?

• MUMU MARSHY MALLOW
• 19 (2011, Dec)
• girl
• UiTM, Araustralia, Perthlis
• Dippy in Business Studies ( I can do it!)

i am simple on the outside yet complicated in the inside . saje jer nak membelog nih ,. bukan nak men'capap' . just sekadar menghilangkan rasa bohsannn .

for those yang memang tak kenal i ,. kemungkinan besar akan cakap ,...

"minah ni mesti sombong." << mana kau tahu ?

>> "ala ,. mesti mia laa ,. tgk muka pun tau."

** erkk ,. yeke aku ni sombong ? -no comment- evaluate me yourself when you get to know me x)

moving onnnn ,.....

who are THEY ?? o.O

let's make it simple starting from :

     1. FATIN

she's my only sister . WHY ? we grew up together la brathaaa :)

malas nak kira berapa tahun kenal tapi rasanya i kenal dia since i was like 5 years old ?? ( memory is not functioning quite well ) friend yg sgt sgt sgtt flexible . she can cope with my ridiculous and gila-gila punya attitude . she's my best friend and sister even we don't keep in touch frequently (mostly i think because i'm in arau and she's still in penang . both of us are busy with our stuffs . That's what we call LIFE ,. right ?)

p/s : i miss you ,. x)

2. SYADIA

minah ini haa ,. manyak perangai budak2 lorhh. COMEL SGT  .! xP

okay ,. kenal ngn si ketot ni time i form 4. kitorg ni sama2 newbies kat CGL . mula aku dgr la gak cerita buruk dari cina mana tataw (kebetulan sama sekolah ngn ketot dulu) . tapi bila dah kawan ngan dia ,. *perghhh  sempoi la minachi ni . hahhaa

sama gak mcm kes atas tu ,. dah jarang contact . masing2 ada life :)

p/s: klau diberi peluang aku nk cubit pipi kau ! and sorry sgt2 salah sangka kat kau dulu . iloveyou.

3. EX-LESBOs

haa ,. like this kan easier ? xda la semak sgt belog nih kannn ?

** comel tak i bertudung ? haha -perahsan-**

alritee ,. these are all my best buddies in high school dulu (except the teacher ,. garang woo.. hehe) kitorg ada nicknames tau ? al-maklum lah ,. classmate . like sistahs and sisters .

from left : ally , titi , (skip the teacher) , adad , ME , jojo , amanda (penolong kelas) , grace , fathin & bibi

woopsiess ,. ada lagi sorg yg tertinggal ,. 

sapa lagi klau bukan class monitorrrr ? sebenarnya ,. ada la story sket between me and this minah ,.

it's history time,..

not too long . to make it short ,..

dgn serba ringkas dan padatnya ,. 

dulu i sama sekolah rendah ngn dia . 

DONE !

lupa plak nak gtau nama ,..

LIYANA

end of school ,. forget the flashback and look into the present ...

currently i am together with ... *jeng jeng jenggg*

     1. roommates (dahlia 2 - 2075&2076)

haaa ,. ni laa hotstuffs2 yang sempoi , gila ,.. blablablaa . THEY'RE just so fantastic !

DAYAH : emo girl . tapi kawan yang caring sgt2 ! bila penyakit aku melanda dia supportive ! *hehehehe*

NADIA : org penang nih ,. kaki lilau ! hahaha . dia sorg ja yg kalis meraber ! *someday akan kena gak*

CHEWAH : dia ni gila2 gak . talkative like me . mangsa i gak . kawan ngn dia mmg tak rugi ,. malah menghiburkan hati . *i loikee*

NCKY : mak nenek yg mmg gila pun . tgk muka pun dah tau . my influencer to my penyakit . hotstuff ! *untunglah ada org sayanggg*

WANI : sorg ja yg sesat . kitorg org utara ,. mai2 tgk dia nih org keh ellll . sweet girl . mangsa aku gak nih . kesian betul aku kat dia but it's fun bila tgk reaksi dia . *hahah,. lagipun you mmg dah corrupted dah pun kan?*

p/s :  sorry la if korg terasa ngn aku . just nak korg tau aku sayangggggg korg okay ? ;3

     2. roommates (dahlia 1 - 3031)

muehehehe,. sorry . xda gmbr bersama lagi

okay ,. dorg ni my roommates for this semester . story2 sket laa ,. baru fair gak kan ?

MUMMY : hehehe ,. suka bebel . mmg ada bakat sgt jadi mak org . tgk gelaran pun dh leh agak kan ? rasanya bila dia tgk blog ni hbes la aku kene sekeh kat bilik nanti . *kuangkuangkuangggg*

KAKAK : org ganuhh ni . cian sgtt kat dia kadang dia bebel sengsorang , haha ,. dah cakap ganu sape suruh ? tringat time mula2 dia ckp penat sgt ckp ngn aku . 

whyyy ?

sebab bila dia cakap klate ,. dia kena ulang baaaaanyak2 kali . hahaha ,. ckp ngn org utara mmg lagu ni ,. mana la nk pehe kan ?

***fuhhh ,. penatnyer menaip***

last but not least 

two special gays and lesbos *woopsss* ;P

     3. BUDDIES

haa ,. they're all me buddies . best ones i supposed . to me ,. aku dah anggap dorg pun macam adik beradik . ehhh ,. lupa pla nk intro2 nih .

from left : ME , fiqo-rico , ell bocane wak di , wami (tipah) & wanie (meah) xD go go power rangerss !

time bergambar ni is time kitorg celeb hari tua FIQ. kesian giler kat dia kena baling tepung & telur . kemudian disaluti cream cake . *kalau goreng best niii ,. RANGUP*.

ELL : dah mcm abg dah ni .caring sangat ! and sahlah otak gila2.  lihatlah kekacakkan nya . ketoughness dia . fuhhh ,. mana la org xterpikat ? hotstuff ohh . untunglah sape dapat si ELL . (seriously !! untung gilerrr lerrrr ) 

WAMI : yeszaa ,. aweks mantap ! hehe ,. suka sgt kawan ngn dia . easy going tapi awas ,. kang dia ngamuk satu uitm leh gegarrrr .

WANIE : soft-hearted girl . awan kelabu . nmpk je muka innocent tapi sekali menggila ,. fuhhh ,. boleh ternganga semua org dibuatnya .

FIQ : haaa ,. ini org manyak kelakar . otak xpenah kering nk wat lawak . and mmg kna admit lah ,. boleh pecah perut ketawa dibuatnya . hehehe

***perghhh ,. banyak lagi la nk cerita kalau nak sambunggg ,. tapi penat sudah . i guess that's all for this post . *krehh krehhhh* otak pun kering sudah . 

THE END

- mumu -