just understand by what she acts :)

assalamualaikum wbt ;))

hey hey HEY !!! yes . YOU . yeahh ,. i was hey'ing at you . haven't you noticed yet ? *still hey'ingggg ~ LOL . 

** just pretend as in you see me waving at you saying HEY . hahaha cheers yawww !!

alright yaw ~ for yaw guys out there *gay's an exception ,.. notice that sometimes your girl's acting strange before yaw guys start a fight ? you know ,. certain gestures or expressions which i find it MOST of the guys are really really REALLY slow in catching up those points . 

yes ! actually it's a fact that guys are mostly STRAIGHT TO THE POINT and they just don't get hidden messages by us . so for girls out there ,. stop letting your lover involving into a complicated situation where he has to think what's the problem and you're trying to convey what's wrong . JUST TELL HIM STRAIGHT TO HIS FACE what causes your dissatisfactions . don't waste your precious time and it is also preventing you from getting hurt yourself .   :) 

 auww ~ i wish i had those beautiful eyes !!

*pssttt !! guys ~ you wanna be a great lover don't you ? an understanding one ? so ,. i suggest you read certain things about her when you notice something's wrong the moment she says or text something sorta like these below ....:

•  Fine . 

this is the word she will use to end an argument when she's  right and you need to shut up . 

•  Nothing . 

this is the calm before the storm . this means something , and you should be on your toes .arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine .

•  Go Ahead . 

this is a dare . not permission . DON'T DO IT !

•  *Loud Sigh . 

this is actually a word ( funny aitee ? ) , but it is a non - verbal statement often misunderstood by you guys . a loud ,. i repeat LOUD sigh means she thinks that you're an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time arguing with you about nothing ,. i repeat again ,. N.O.T.H.I.N.G.! [[ kindly refer again to the second point for the meaning of NOTHING  x)  ]]

•  That's Okay . 

this is one of the most dangerous hazardous riskious and all the OUSes ( i'm just adding it up to make it sound more effective ;P ) statement a women can make to a man . that's okay means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistakes . OMGoshh ~ they're like me . spiteful .

•  Thanks . 

she's thanking you .?! do not question , or faint . just say you're welcome . [[ i wanna add in a clause here -- this is true , unless she says " Thanks A Lot " -- yaww ~ that is PURE SARCASM and note that she's not thanking you at all . DON'T EVER EVER EVER say " You're Welcome " . shows that you're a complete moron andddd ,. that will bring on a " Whateverrrr " ]] .

•  Whateverrrrr . 

not to be rude ,. but ....

it's a woman's way of saying FORK YOU !

•  Don't Worry About It . I Got It . 

note that it's another dangerous statement ,. meaning that this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times ,.... but is now doing it herself .

then you'll ask " what's wrong baby ? " and wanna know what she'll response to ? gladly refer to the second point AGAIN :)

that's all yaw ~ those deadly statements . so for you guys ,. be smart yaw in doing anything and girls out there ,. go easy on them ,. they're not as passionate as us  XD  ***cheers yaww !!

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- mumu -