my money is reproducing ? asexual or sexual ? BIO teacher ,. please explain ....

have you ever wonder that money could ,.. you know ,.. undergo reproduction process ? *muehehehe ,. pkir ape tu ehh ?*

yes ! your money could have children . 

" waada hell are you fooling , girl ? "

sabaq sat ,.. meh i nak habaq ..

pada suatu hari ,   nerdo !

like this la ceritanya ,. yesterday ,. my money kena paw ngn my mom ! *grr paw bukan utk kegunaannya ,. tapi she said it's for my future .nak simpan dalam bank. hbes lah impian aku nak beli handphoneeee :'(

so , today ,. me and my mom pegi la ASNB . and here's the funny story begins . my mom dok tertanya2 why i ada account ASB tapi buku takde ?

then i tringat la flashback time i sekolah rendah dulu ,. ada la pakcik bank ni datang sekolah bg ceramah tentang masa depan la ,. you know ,.. all the talks usually school students get ? then , pakcik tu sarankan we all bukak buku ASB (time tu xtau lagi apa kejadahnya ASB) for your brighter future . i pun apa lagi ,. hentam saja lah . balek2 skolah terus mintak parents i RM10 . i kata untuk masa depan i . hehehe

the next day tu , i isi la borang untuk bukak account (tp time tu i xtaw apa lah i dok buat ,. budak sekolah lagi kan?) then i surrender borang tu kat cikgu yg berkenaan . since that , i xdgr apa cerita pun tntang my 10 ringgit tu . i thought cikgu tu paw duit i taw tak ? huhuhu

***back to today's story***

okay ,. so we wondered why dalam account bank i ni ada RM300+ thru a letter from ASNB. memang la sikit . tpi duit gak kan ? then i told my mom about the 10 rinngit thingy . dia punya la gelak sakan and kata mustahil lah is only that amount could be RM300. eeee .!! sumpah geram time tu . 

so , time ng wat buku bank baru ,. my mom tanya la org tu ,..

"berapa duit pokok ?" << means amount yg kita letak masa mula2 buka account .

kak tu jawab >> "RM10 , puan ."

time tu i dah sengih dah . my mom was like WTFishhhh . she stares at me and i got her message thru her expressions "are you for real ??? only RM10?!"

" see ! i told you my money was having sex ! " hahahha.

then dia pun masukkan duit i dalam account . i pulak time tu pkir dgn harapan my money will reproduce more . MAKE MOMMA PROUD OF YAA !

sooo ,. pengajaran sikit ni . instead of letting your money mandul kat rumah orrrr ...

flying around (spending unnecessarily ) ,..

simpan je dalam bank tu . biar je dia have fun kat sana ;D nanti benefit kat yourself jugak . agree ?

still remember ,..

THE END

- mumu -