assalamualaikum wbt :)
hey readers :D how are you guys and gays doing ? everything's alright ,. rite ?
today , i'm about to write about someone . specifically ,. a girl . stupid one . ignore her name but anyhow let's name her miss S ,. some of my friends knew her . to tell you all the truth ,. i don't even know her AT ALL ! and how do i get involved into this shit mess ? thanks to her roommate i supposed so (miss W) . =..=''
let's go to the interesting part of this problemos ..
one night ( partially very early morning to be more interesting) while i was studying in my friend's room ,. coincidently nearby miss W's room , miss W came into the room bringing miss S's phone . obviously i was shocked and quite furious because she said that the phone has been ringing for almost 3 times (alarm clock) but miss S is still unconscious ( tidoq mampuih ! ) .
problem starts whennnn ,...
miss W read miss S's and her boyfie's messages . and apa yang menarik my attention is some of the content of the message :
(i) miss S's boyfie demanded a nokia c6 from her .
(ii) that bastard guy wanted money .
i was like WTFishhh ?! hey piece of shit !! what's the function of your balls ? you have the guts asking a girl for money ? oh please ,. get rid of that balls .
so , i took that guy's number as my intention is not to let that girl to be fooled further . honestly ,. no other intention . JUST TO HELP HER NOT TO BE FOOLED UPSIDE DOWN INSIDE OUT !
the next night ,. i called that number saying that i'm miss S's mom . i told him to stop what he's doing to miss S . give her back all her stuffs ( fyi , miss S switched her new lappy with her boyfie's . and that is what a dumb person's act ) and stop contacting miss S .
to cut the story short ,.
this morning ,. that guy found out who i am . according to him , he got my number thru M centre ( which i think it's impossible because it's against their policy unless that fella was given bribe money . damn you fella ! )
okay ,. and so i confessed everything to her . and i apologized . and also i explained why i did that . seriously ,. it's not my intention to be so busybody but i really really really don't wanna see her be cheated by that guy . frankly speaking ,. miss S is soooooooo naive ! i guess she never seen outside world yet and that's why she's an easy bait .
and after confessing ,. wanna know what she said ?
a rather complicated long sentences which i simplify her means as " i don't care "
*sighhhh
and how immature those couples are when they threatened me that they wanna do a police report . i was like ARE YOU FOR REAL ? MAN ,. YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING MY SHIT OUT OF IT .
come on ,. i think the police would laugh their shit out and pee on your report . ( get my meaning aite ? they don't have the time to layan-layan kiddos stuffs )
okay ,. that's where the story ends for today . and i still don't know what they're gonna do . but hey ,. what are they gonna do about it rite ? if they made a wrong decision , they'll make a fool out of themselves .
well , i hope one day when the girl realized she was cheated , i hope she'll blame herself .
the moral for today's story is :
don't bother about other's shit because taik diorang busuk , tengok taik sendiri sudah .
( jangan jaga tepi kain orang . tengok kain sendiri either koyak or not sudah )
TO BE CONTINUED ,. ( perhaps ? )
- mumu -
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